6/15/2023 0 Comments Crank yankers jim bob![]() ![]() It appeared under the name The Junkyard Willie Prank Call Tapes 4 due to its release shortly after the September 11 attacks. This is the first CD in the series that does not go by the name Touch-Tone Terrorists. Customer Service Crackpots: This is the fourth CD in the series, released in 2002.By popular demand 17 of the 18 calls feature inbound (wrong number) calls for various businesses. This CD was re-released in 2005 with 2 new calls and new cover art. Customer Service Disasters: This is the third CD in the series originally released in 2000 and contains 16 calls.This CD has a total of 21 calls, 5 of which were inbound. Released in 1999, it is the first CD in the series to feature inbound prank calls. A Permanent Lapse of Reason: This is the second CD in the series.Released in 1998, it features 18 outbound prank calls. Appetite For Disruption: This is the first CD in the series.The CDs and DVD Touch Tone Terrorists Junkyard Willie Clarence Washington: An Ebonics talking African-American man talks a whole lot of 'mumbo jumbo'.Tic-Tac the Low Calorie Loco: A Mexican-American who annoys customers by interrupting them in Spanglish. ![]() Known for attempting to get booze delivered to his hospital room, calling to get a ride back to the retirement home from a strip bar, or calling in search of his lost colostomy bag. Old Man Louie Pellagrini: A senile 90-something-year-old ('I love booze and broads').Vladimir: A rude Russian who gets under people's skin ('You sound like stupid American').Joe usually consoles the customers, often telling them 'You deserve better service than this', before transferring them again. Irate customers will often complain to him because he has sympathetic ear, after which he'll 'transfer' the call to Jim Bob or Junkyard Willie, sometimes cyclically until the caller becomes sufficiently exasperated and hangs up. He is unsympathetic to disgruntled customers, frequently telling callers that they are 'a drop in the bucket' to his company. Stu Jaimison the Big Shot: The arrogant, corporate big shot.He often vomits while customers are on the phone ('Sorry, I just had a little too much to drink'), and calls prospective employers looking for a job. Blade Jones the Drunk Guy: A homeless drunk, he readily admits to customers that he regularly uses drugs and alcohol at work.He insults customers with phrases like 'bird brain', 'lunkhead' and 'city slicker'. Jim Bob the Handicapped Hillbilly: A stutteringmentally challengedhillbilly in a wheelchair with poor customer service skills and a low IQ.According to at least one tirade against an irate customer, he claims to have been a Drill instructor in the Army. Willie is from Compton, California, and used to be an operator of a junkyard where he would shine hubcaps. He frequently threatens to 'pee in yo gas tank' and tells customers to 'calm yo ass down!' Also often uses variations of phrases that include 'jive turkey', 'talkin' trash', and 'old bag'. He is known for launching off into litanies of curse words and Ebonics, then filibustering during the arguments that ensue. Junkyard Willie Robinson: A gravelly-voiced African-American man with a bad attitude.Junkyard Willie Robinson Touch Tone Terrorists Junkyard Willie Characters RePete also says on his website that he can no longer legally record the calls that he used to record due to changes in the law in his home state of California. Many people thought these fake calls were the actual album, but RePete stated that the staged calls were not the real album but rather those that were propagated on illegal P2P file sharing networks. When the fifth album, Customer Care Creeps, was released, RePete also recorded an alternative, staged version of the calls in which he himself voiced the caller's voices. RePete says he has retired from recording prank calls, as he claims the process of recording and releasing the calls as well as dealing with illegal file sharing of his tracks require over two years of full-time work.
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